1 post tagged “personal”

Well, this blog is about me—therefore, it's going to be more diaristic, inward looking and personal, as opposed to the outward looking other blog. Don't get me wrong. This is not going to become a LiveJournal or MySpace blog (not to knock those fine pursuits—I just feel like if I'm going to write something, I'd like a little more meat in it than a one sentence "omg! blah blah blah." What a stuck up bastard.).

I'm also not going to answer the Vox questions, however well-formed they may be. So sue me. I'm the typical Aquarian contrarian. But maybe I'll come up with a few of my own questions, like they have on the Actors Studio. Let's get that out of the way right now since I found these questions on another blog.

1. What is your favorite word?
lackadaisical

2. What is your least favorite word?
This is a hard one. Hmmm...flatus (it could be different tomorrow). Just didn't want to say "no" even though that word does suck most of the time.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
curiosity

4. What turns you off?
pomposity

5. What is your favorite curse word?
cooch

6. What sound or noise do you love?
the rush of water (a normal answer!)

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
i guess, flatus. (guffaws ensue in the audience. "farts" may have gotten more reaction though.)

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
musician/songwriter

9. What profession would you not like to do?
anything involving feces

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
though you are flawed and human and fucked up a lot, but you lived a life of service to others. so come on in!

Aside: I learned this week that E.E. CUMMINGS always signed his name in all caps (perhaps from a blog post).

My next question will be: What are some weird things you've eaten? (hold on to your seats, Clevelanders.)